Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
