I wish my penis had an off switch
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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