I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
