dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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