it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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