I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So apparently I’m into choking now
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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