It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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