Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize