what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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