i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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