I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
