when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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