I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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