I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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