Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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