She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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