Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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