i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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