whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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