I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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