Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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