I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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