Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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