I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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