i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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