I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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