I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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