so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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