she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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