Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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