I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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