1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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