walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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