So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Drunk is not a location!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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