Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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