I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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