Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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