Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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