got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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