I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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