I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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