I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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