No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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