I want to have your abortion
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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