these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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