Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
