i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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