I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
