i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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