In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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