I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
tell me about the fingering
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