so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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