Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i dont even know how to be here
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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