Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
3pm strippers are depressing
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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