i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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