i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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