I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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