Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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