remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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