Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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