I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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