great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Drake has all the answers
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
