Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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