I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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