We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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